Because its whites turn
I think that’s a spitroast
because you didnt take the king yet
The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king
The tardis is just one square to the left.
Google en kingsant
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it’s over folks!
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can’t believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…
That’s because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.
Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you’re forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.
There’s an imposter among us.
The black king is going to do an en passant.
Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.
That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.
Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.
I’m thinking it’s a really fat square hollow bishop
Don’t put your dong in that.
I’m gonna do it
Because it’s White’s move.
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
