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Physicist: ducks
What this mean ?
Oh yeah! I’ve read that one! I thought you meant 🦆s
Quack Quack
Got any grapes?
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No, I just sell lemonade
That’s a positive Outlook
Word
Manager: The glass is too big
Engineer: the glass is twice as large as necessary.
Actual engineer: the glass requires a 2.0 factor of safety.
“Anyone can design a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to design a bridge that barely stands.”
2.0 safety factor for a glass of water seems wasteful.
So why is this picture 2/3 empty?
Gosh I don’t know, I stole it from somewhere. Sometimes I trim these, but I couldn’t be bothered this time. I have no idea what process could possibly result in all that dead space without it being intentional.
No, it is definitely first of Feb.
Or the first of February…
True, but YYYY/MM/DD is the superior date format. /s
So it’s February 1901 then
YYYY-MM-DD…
DD–YYYY-MM
the compromise that upsets everyone!
You… Monster!
(P.S. I love the double dash after the day.)
