Let the comments begin.
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
This is immaculate
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I’d be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
Not one of your best.
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.
Know we’re all fucked.
Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
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I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Conception hahahahha
Someone had an interesting “on this day”
phallus […] floating in conception bay
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn’t too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
That’s it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. …really?
This wouldn’t be an onion article