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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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    Let the comments begin.

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    Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

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    Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…

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      Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…

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        Wang! Pay attention!

        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

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          Cock your head! Do you see it?!

          Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…

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            Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…

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              Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …

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                Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

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                  “COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

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          Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

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    If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.

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      This is immaculate

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      Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.

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        The one person I’d be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador

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    Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.

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      Not one of your best.

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    This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself

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    The prophecy has been fulfilled

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      The end of days has come

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        Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.

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        Know we’re all fucked.

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    Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.

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    deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

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        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

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      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

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    I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”

    Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

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    Conception hahahahha

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    Someone had an interesting “on this day”

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    phallus […] floating in conception bay

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      A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn’t too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

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        That’s it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. …really?

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    This wouldn’t be an onion article

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