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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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    Fake: Dinosurs aren’t real

    Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

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      wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

      what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

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        What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

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          i always forget birds exist, sorry

          edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

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            Wait, what happens in Acre?

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              it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

            • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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              It’s an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

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      More like Ace

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      Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

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      I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

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        I don’t think he ever said it’s his first time

        • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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          Not explicitly, no

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        Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it’s equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she’s trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

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