A friend and I were discussing recently the interesting phenomenon where despite us having highly unrelated jobs/passions with unrelated skillsets, we are both considered “software engineers” because we happen to write code. I believe this happens because when, say, family asks what we do, it usually feels like they’re mainly interested in the day-to-day as opposed to the core purpose of the work. This makes perfect sense and is fine, but between two people who write code it is probably reductive communication.
This prompted us to strip back the code-writing part and come up with a new job title for each of our occupations; my actual job, and his primary interest. The new titles were far more descriptive of the core work we both do that is probably more salient on a fundamental level than the programming part.
Mine was “software engineer” -> “video compression researcher” His was “software engineer” -> “web platform designer/developer” (using developer in the name still feels like cheating, but we couldn’t think of anything else)
SWEs (or CS students): Do this for yourselves. What does this look like for you?
senior headpalmer
Bachelor of Bitical Arts.
screen looker
These are job titles I’ve actually used:
- Brain for Hire
- Elephant header
- Janitor
- Troubleshooter
Over the past 25+ years I’ve worked for myself and whilst doing the exact same job, fixing complex ICT problems for my clients I’ve had to complete job title fields in countless corporate forms.
It’s fun to interact with colleagues who get the joke and hilarious when they don’t.
Professional Emailer
porn star; that is if i were hot. lol
Learner.
giving rocks anxiety
Music artist
- Captain Handcannon
- Big Cheese of the Seven Seas
- Luscious Duluth Doddery Landran III the Fourteenth
I am and do basically whatever they need. Please end my misery.
I would be a cook. I love food.
Lead googler
- Janitor
- Babysitter
- Contortionist
I always say “web application developer” because I don’t want to be considered a “web designer” (which I consider to mean designing static websites for businesses like restaurants).
Id just grow chilis and make hot sauce. Probably switch to arch and find an open source project to contribute to for scratching the tech itch.
If money weren’t an issue I’d go back to working in fast food or a warehouse. I miss busting ass and being able to clock out at the end of the day.








