Gabriel: what else could a test to see whether someone would stab and burn a child possible be!?

God: a test of obedience and faith!

Gabriel: a test to see if someone has faith in voices in his head that tell him to murder children IS A PSYCHOPATH TEST!!

God: well I’m sure there is something more psychotic than obeying murderous voices in your head

Gabriel: well, I can’t think of much

omg 💀