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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon tries to be witty

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Anon tries to be witty

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • boogetyboo@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    To anyone out there with the ‘i can eat whatever I want without getting fat’ idea, yeah it’s not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Eat 19 avocados a day.

        • dentoid@sopuli.xyz
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          1 year ago

          You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

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            1 year ago

            I can’t afford that. They don’t just grow on trees

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              10 months ago

              “Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?”

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