An actual shitpost!
Send me a nude, ez one
If you are sitting, send me your shit.
Send me your butterflies.
A romantic. I love it.
sip
Semd me your poops. The good ones.
Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?
Pretty sure it’s iOS 3 or earlier
Dude. It’s the new winamp skin. Get with it.
Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.
Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.
Some of them are doing it on purpose.
Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.
I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.
Send me your knife?
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Oh I didn’t think of that
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
I’m gonna start using those at events
Good thing you kept it!
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
Need address
Dont kink shame
