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7.5

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Goddammit Naruto, we just gave you Ramen!

It’s halloween, where can I find Boo bees?

blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

manager: “h-he said that?”

blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

manager: *sweats*

blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”

nmtui is the best, I just wish network manager played a little better with wireguard

One short story explains the other

I was crossing the road, looking both ways, when the egg

E   G   G

I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren’t that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women