Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
AI says what?
that’s untrue
Sure, but it wouldn’t be as funny if it said “doesn’t taste like clean penis”
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
Sure, but would it be as funny?
Only if extensive testing material was available to view.
For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well
What about the durability test
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I’m close keep going
🌰 🥜 🔩
Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.
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It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Clean penises or avocado?
Inclusive yes.
Fair enough. This one is debunked.
Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You’d be surprised.
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Omg 🤣
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.
I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌
…Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️
Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
Well, like skin, of course. :V
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
😏
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Why ask when you can find out?
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
damn
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
God damn dude.
Fucking hell
*closes legs
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.
I’d volunteer for that
as a sommelier or as an avocado?
Both
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I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises
