Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
They were wrestling. Go back to bed.
A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.
When two centipedes
love each otherare both really hungry…Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.
Oh boy, the jar arrived!
And a complementary turkey baster, too!
The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a “pervert” and a “freak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.
Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?
I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.
Or at least 28 more
So THAT’S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
damn, the lore thickens
have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable
…unless you are a leg man…
Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.
This sounds like a Far Side panel.
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
He is also a human.
A human centipede, some might say
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
Male fish just cum all over the eggs laid by female fish.
So we’re just walking around and stepping on centipede cum?
Huh, guess I’m a centipede then.
Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
“Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”
I’m upset no ones chimed in with a really technical breakdown and linked some studies
I am tempted to research it but I don’t want to be on another list
So, this is off topic, but it’s so wild I had to include it:
https://theinsectory.com.au/centipede-care-guide/
Sexing centipedes is no easy task, most species cant be sexed at all visually. Try to avoid sexing them if you have no intention of breeding, as risks far outweigh rewards and you could easily kill your centipede as well as causing a lot of unneeded stress.
To sex your centipedes (make sure you’re comfortable, as this is a very risky procedure). Put the centipede in a glass or plastic jar with a small hole in the lid, start filling the jar with water until its full. Keep an eye on it, once your centipede becomes unconscious remove it from the water and place on some paper towel. The sex organs are found in the last segment, apply slight pressure to the second last segment and they should pop out. Take some high quality pics and compare them to pics available online. You can also knock them out with CO2 gas.
I’m running out of time to find real husbandry, but I imagine it’s a rather hands-off affair
Whattt. That is absolutely wild. Well now I have to learn more.
Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection