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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Know your infinities

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Know your infinities

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    Misunderstood instructions, and abyss is now screaming into me. Anybody help?

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      Well, abyss certainly has the spirit but the technique seems off. Try gently guiding abyss with clear, direct instructions, like “lower” or “mas lengua”, to help them improve. Lovemaking, like all relationships, is all about communication.

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Well somebody should tell Zach Braff that.

  • FellowHuman@lemmy.world
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    I just dump everything to /dev/null

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If you scream into the abyss, the abyss screams back: “STFU!”

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    deleted by creator

  • arin@lemmy.world
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    Now my cat is deaf. Ty

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.

    If you scream into the abyss, you’ll get water in your lungs and drown.

    If you stare into the void, you’ll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can’t see through it very far).

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    I’m just screaming at the abyss for staring back. Rude.

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    If we scream into the void, how will we hear it when it calls?

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      Oh, you will notice the call of the void, don’t worry about that.

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    Yeah sure I stare into the abyss but I definitely try to fill my void with alcohol.

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    Should have considered that before they installed it in my self esteem.

    • duhbasser@lemm.ee
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      Ah damn. You must’ve gotten the wrong version. Sorry about that but the quick fix is to try to override it when thinking about it so yea…

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        I’m running the “terminally online” version and when I try thinking about it my kernel panics and then starts requesting me to turn off critical system processes. Is there a tech support number I can not call to not fix this issue I’m unwilling to face, making it worse? Or idk… somewhere I can scream into without being told not to, due to insurance coverage issues?

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          You need the Void DLC as that would cover the liability issues with your abyss, unfortunately it sometimes gets full, leading to long periods of weeping during happy moments.

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    If I piss into a sinkhole in the woods, does a bear give a shit?

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    i thought void* is for generics in C

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    Look, I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to stare into an abyss, then scream into a void. I need something universal.

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      If you don’t have time, make time.

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      Might I suggest jerking into the vacuum?

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        That might not end well.

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          Well I guess that depends on your goals, doesn’t it?

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      Try new “Hole”. Scream, stare, jork, or shit. Anything is possible with “Hole”. Certified organic and biodegradable.

      New “Hole”!

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