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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • acchariya@lemmy.world
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    A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

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    What time is it?

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    “It’s not my fault you’re stupid”

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    “Your watch cost more than £100?”

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    I think I made the better choice.

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    deleted by creator

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    What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

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    Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

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    Cool. Anyway…

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    The statement is to set them apart from from you and to display power. So you could go with something like,

    “Shit, they still make you buy your uniform when you rich eh. Some things never change.”

    But more elegantly. Reassert that they are subject to others’ power/approval and relate to them to assert that they’re no different from you.

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    “and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard

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    Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

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    Does your watch get good milage?

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    Sounds like you got ripped off

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      Nooo bro it increases in value bro I’m investing in watches bro

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        But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!

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    Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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