Pro@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 7 months agoHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources saylite.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down10
arrow-up1230arrow-down1external-linkHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources saylite.cnn.comPro@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·7 months agoWhat’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoProbably just injected a little too much Botox.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agobotched surgery to look like ivanka.
minus-squareLupusBlackfur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 months agoHopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox… That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
minus-squareamorpheus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoShe only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoTruthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
She’s allergic to Dogs.
Truth, honesty, compassion.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
The Constitution.