I can see past, present and future as one.
Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are
saladCalzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
What about arancini?
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
upside down potato pizza
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
It’s Möbin time!!!
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
How is babby formed? How girl get poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
So, goal is just beef Wellington or a corndog?
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
what about the decagonical donut??
they are great if you’re making lots of donuts and want them to render faster
Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.
I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo
it’s it!!!
I’m sad now :(
What you know about
rolling down in thsandwichesThe TIE Defender of the lunch box.
Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
well, round in all directions
wraps are cylindrical
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
