Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony
Just going to town on them like the cookie monster
Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.
Hoping to make a friend?
I’m a very friendly person for an average of 3 to 4 minutes.
Its penis greed that got me thinking. It would be having a lot of penis andn it sharing it with anyone. Hording all your large penis reserves with no regard for all those in need of even a bit of penis.
And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”
I have penis apathy.
Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk
Lust ✅
Gluttony ✅
Wrath ✅
Pride ✅
Sloth ✅
Greed ✅
Yeah, checks out.
Wrath: that’s just pp bdsm.
Or certain transphobic acts of violence.
Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.
Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood
There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.
Taking turns topping, obviously.
Vaginaplasty
Bottom surgery
That’s just metalhead bros.
i’m gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth
Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.
A pissing in bottles because you’re too lazy to leave your chair.
yes, yes this is penis sloth
Erectile disfunction?
In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?
Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.
Greed: I must own and control all the penises.
Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.
Where can I find someone with penis greed?
Greed: penis hoarder.
My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.
Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed
Penis gluttony
Penis… avarice?
Penis sloth
If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony, hit me up.
