The man who opened fire outside a Michigan church filled with worshippers before he was struck by a vehicle and then fatally shot by security staff had attended services there a couple of times in the last year and his mother is a member, police said.
He was just trying to get them to heaven quicker.
Peak America right there.
A parishioner driving a pickup truck hit the man and the church security team locked the front doors and exchanged gunfire with the man, police said.
Armed church security team, wow. That whole sentence is as American as apple pie, General Motors, and school shootings.
Apple pie is Dutch lol
Don’t worry though, we’ll pretend to look into banning every citizen from whatever type of gun he used instead of doing anything at all for mental health.
The NRA are probably preparing a statement “see, we told you arming churches works. Now we should arm schools”.
Now we should arm schools
LA schools melt some ice
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Holy bullets, godman!
This wouldn’t happen if they didn’t ban god in… wait shit. That line doesn’t work…
