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A tweet saying “Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is “alpha male”.It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is “Beta male”. This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is “Delta Male”. This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a “Gamma male” It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an “Omega Male” It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders.” The last one is a “Sigma male” It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
Wait, so it’s like Power Rangers?
Also, why is Gamma after Delta?
Because it’s A, B, c, D, e, f, G, duh.
/S
Astrology for people who know how to get ahold of rohypnol.
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sigma ball lmao
smegma male gang wya
Wow, Charlie’s Angels sure has changed. Where is Bosley?
Where’s epsilon?
Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males
But… But I don’t own any of those outfits!
Omega Male: The Final One
Forget alphas, omega males are the end boss
they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous
All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.
This image looks like some shitty alternate universe version of Doctor Who regenerations.
The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we’ll need a banner. Let’s say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let’s reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
I’m a father, and I’d like to dress in leather for this event to show what a strong manly man I am. Do you have anything that says “daddy likes leather”?
Meanwhile at the gay merch HQ:
They’ve invented the binary spectrum. It’s definitely gender-binary, but it’s also a spectrum!
alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker
