• drolex@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    21·
    6 个月前

    Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.

    The wheel? My jet doesn’t need wheels, probably.

    Math? Useless. I don’t pay taxes so what’s the point?

    Sailing? My yacht doesn’t have sails.

    Laws? They don’t apply to me.

    Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.

    • huppakee@feddit.nlEnglish
      2·
      6 个月前

      The wheel? My jet doesn’t need wheels, probably.

      You’d need a new jet after every landing. And also look for some very slippery surface everytime you want to take off withthat new jet. My advice would be to only use your yachts and have your underlings carry you over land.