Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”

Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

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Formiphilia is like the worst fetish…🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Wear pants.

Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.

Start by switching from boxers to briefs.

First, I save this meme to my phone.

Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.

Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.

Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.

See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.

Feral hogs

I guess I’m going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.

I choked on my coffee when this scrolled on screen.

butt plug

Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.

who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.