Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?
I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all
Add Ice Cubes?
Cursed cheeseboard
Listen, not all of us can afford grape scissors.
Needs more Kraft singles.
Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.
If you think about it, all glass once was a candle!
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Goon of fortune.
I’m more of a beer gal myself but I could still go for some right about now. I really need to take the edge off.
Add some maple syrup. But goes better with rosé.
Where’s the straw?
While you might disagree, very dry beverages have never been enjoyable through a straw to me.
I’m no stranger to booze straws, but red wine would be one of my last choices for one for me.
Now I want a Moscato juice pouch. Are these a thing yet? How do I make this a thing?
I think if you stick to one glass on a weekday, should be fine.
Good for your heart, even.
speaking as someone who is currently trying to stop drinking every day: this looks delicios
Damn right 1 glass! This is the way
Big Carl vibes.
Wine and cheese, classics