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Dear Americans, Idiocracy was not meant as a manual.
Now, onto the presidential rifle!
Comes from the guy that told world leaders that it’s disrespectful to not wear a suit…. Crazy.
Fucking Nero filling the coliseum to distract the masses while Rome burns. Trump truly is pathetic and weak
All the downsides of Comancho with absolutely none of the redeming qualities.
Quotable line there for any time someone uses the “we’re in Idiocracy now”. We’re in the first draft version of the movie, where they realized no one was going to watch such a depressing dystopia.
I’m beginning to think Matrix was right in some scope. We are in a simulation, only we are AGI in that world (all or maybe some of us only) and the creators are messing around with variables to see how much can be taken or modified from a realism setting before we break. And they’re finding that we’re very resistant to breaking, accepting the most ludicrous scenarios.
I hope he’s the guy who gets the crap kicked out of him.
The guy is just non stop onion headlines.
This administration…
You’re right I stand corrected.
Gotta get Joe Rogan back on the team.
This is just a distraction so that people don’t talk about the spending bill. Move along.
Wow, what a distracting distraction.
Maybe also throw a barbeque on the white house lawn and sell those Trump steaks fresh out of the grill
Bread and circuses. But trashier.
Freedom fries and ho-downs
Yeah but it’s meant to be bread and circuses to distract from government. In this case, it’s bread and circuses, from the very top down.
Burgers and clowns.
I hope every Muslim fighter mercs every maggot. But I doubt there will be any Muslims on the card. So hopefully it’s just hours of lay and pray.
Sad thing is there is nothing wrong with hosting a sporting event at the white house. Its every thing around it that’s wrong
“…Elon Musk will absolutely fight Mark Zuckerberg, if his mom lets him this time.”
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He gives president camacho vibes all day, but I will take Camacho over him any day
Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.
At least Camacho found the smartest guy in the world and listened to him
“Think of this: blood sports. Just like Teddy used to do. Remember Teddy? They called the teddy bears after him, can you believe it? Maybe we’ll make some, Trump Teddies-“
You’re no Teddy Roosevelt. Not even close. For one, he respected the position, he didn’t ruin it.
“It’s a diamond now, the Oval Office! Look what I’ve done to it! Most respectful EVER!” /s
You’re reading from last week’s script
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“We’ll make them in America, I think? We’ll look at the numbers and see, but I think it’s going to be a great time. Maybe we’ll get WWE here next? Linda knows something about that. I’m in the Hall of Fame-“
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Some smart entrepreneur in Vietnam should convince the town where their factory us based to rename itself “America” just so Trump merch can say “Made in America, Vietnam”
“That’s a great idea! Who is this guy? Can we get him on staff? I love this guy!”
Hey, if the President is looking to have boxing matches at the oval office like Teddy did, then sign me up. Teddy faught in those fights. Believe he got blinded in one eye from a fight as well.
The man got shot during a speech, finished the speech before seeking medical help. Actually had a wound, didn’t have to make it up to feed the ego.
Only if Trump gets beaten with a folding chair.
