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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injured

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Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injured

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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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Bees have attacked passersby in the French town of Aurillac and injured 24 people. Local authorities say three victims from the Sunday morning attack were initially in critical condition but have since improved.
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    notthefrenchonionsoup

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    What’s this?! A lovely French town woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of BEES aught to put a stop to that!

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      Thanks Dr. Bees!

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      For those who don’t know.

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    Buzzkrieg

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    They know what they’ve done.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    We all deserve it. I’m cheering for nature, honestly.

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    https://beesbeesbeesbees.com/

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    Does this have anything to do with the air traffic controllers strike?

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    France hasn’t seen this much Monarchist violence since the 18th century

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      Hahahaha, damn, that’s brutal.

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      France was also a monarchy 1814-48, 1852-70

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    Would this trigger NATO’s article 5?

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      Is Australia in NATO, because if so, don’t send them here

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        Don’t send the bees to Australia or the Australians to France? Although both are equally terrifying. Australia isn’t in the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation anyway

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          Don’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.

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    « According to the mayor, the incident may have been related to Asian hornets threatening a beehive that had been installed on the roof terrace of a downtown hotel more than a decade ago. He said that this had likely caused the bees to become aggressive. »

    Seems as plausible as some dumb kids throwing rocks at a hive or a smelly wind, I guess 🤷‍♀️

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    Wouldn’t it Bee cool if Bees were all a part of a Global Bee Hive Mind? And maybe they’ve said enough is enough! Down with the Manswarm! The Bees are not Happy!

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      I’ll be honest I was not expecting World War Bee before World War Three

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    Fucking Schengen

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