gets sprayed with water gun by locals
This will definitely happen. Better not go to Spain.
in the hot Spanish sun, I’d appreciate that
I think I’ve seen a YouTuber who made an AI robot that could do that.
If you get drunk at 11am, be thankful they are not calling the police
“Police, I’d like to report a drunken person”
Not a crime to be drunk at any time in Spain. Is it illegal to be drunk or there’s a permitted timeframe to be drunk where you live?
In most public places in the US it is technically illegal to be publicly intoxicated. It’s incredibly rare that anyone would do anything about it unless you’re being a public nuisance or something though.
That’s only because you can’t find a decent breakfast, might as well get shit-faced.
Shit-faced from six beers?
Which Al? Bundy? Yankovich?
AI is going to replace me?
Is is going to be a disappointment for my parents?
well, yes. But it’s also a disappointment to everyone else.
It already did.
Ever drink a 60 of rum, get fired and divorced the same day?
60 grams? 60 milliliters? 60 sizes of banana?
What’s a 60
My guess is 60 oz., which doesn’t make a lot of sense because even in the US that is sold as 1.75 L
Could be Canadian, we call it a 60 here
Maybe he drank it in 60 seconds?
“Hey man, any of that rum left?”
“Nope”
“What happened to it?”
That’s really easy though. And without getting plastered. Just start at about 5 or 6 and have one drink an hour. Then, with a bit of self-control and go to bed before 1 in the morning and you’ve 2 hours to spare.
What
For a person.
He’s saying having a six-pack in the morning isn’t challenging. Which it isn’t. But AI can’t get drunk, which is the aim of drinking beer, which males the joke.
Him explaining and me now over-explaining it makes it worse. Sorry.
I was also making a timezone joke :D
Spain is in UTC or UTC+1. I’m on UTC-8. 11AM for Spain is 3AM for me, making it easy for me to have a not-too-crazy evening and still be in bed before 11AM UTC.
It all starts with a VB long neck at 20 to fucking 8 in the fucking morning
Critical support for AI if they actually manage to replace British people
Well, yeah, they’re kind of trying to use AI to do that, but since our resources are finite, they’re not doing a great job. Yeah, they’d rather run out of resources and collapse than replace us. They’re completely nuts there lol.
Ai will never grow into a Sr. Software Developer they will just code worse than the worst developer at your company. Unless they magically learn how to design good architecture, they won’t replace people in the long term. They are currently just creating more work overall by giving people the ability to create quick and dirty bad code. I inherited a tool vibe coded by a Jr. that will take me twice as long to fix it as it did to for them to make it. I am trying to convince my boss to let me throw it away and start fresh because it will save time but it is a hard sell.
Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill
Is that the River Monsters dude? If so good luck replacing his crazy ass.
Can AI do balconing?
Ai will be able to do that without getting drunk.
Have you seen the shit AI spews out? It comes pre-drunk out of the box.
and thus rendering the whole endeavor of drinking pointless.
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just introduced my 9 year old to Futurama,
I fear Bender Bending Rodriguez is her new personality.
I just showed mine king of the hill, now my daughter won’t stop saying “guns don’t kill people, the government does” a la Dale Gribble. Futurama is next.
I’m glad she only asked me what blackjack is, which makes me worry that she’s already aware of what hookers are
Maybe she’s been getting into Rugby?
She’s 40% Bender now
Clank clank
in spain? because anywhere else it would make it?
I think the point is that alcohol tends to wreck you harder at higher temperatures and Spain is (at least in Europe) known for its ungodly heat.
But the beers in Spain are tiny.
I don’t know. Never have been to Spain. But Spanish beer is sold in small 0,33 Liter bottles here. Which my German brain doesn’t register as beer sometimes. It’s confusing. I am confused. And tired. Going to sleep. Good night.
Good morning!
It’s because bigger beers get warm before you can drink them. We prefer to order 6 tiny cold beers one by one than single large beer that will be warm by the time you drink half of it.
I actually like this. Never saw it that way. I will do it the Spanish way the next time my ass gets fried at 35 degrees plus.
Other common way is to order a bucket of ice and beer. You get a bunch of 0.25-0.20l bottles in a bucket.
You are not drinking it properly then. Ask a German for an advice.
You can have beer in a bigger format in Spain, and if you go to a place to drink beer you would order something from a ‘tercio’ (330ml bottle) to a ‘jarra’ (usually 500ml, some places have 1-1.5l mugs). The tiny beer glasses (caña, ~200ml) have another purposes, for example if the place serve good ‘tapas’, a complimentary small dish served with your drink, since they have the same size whatever you order you get more food with smaller beers; or if you aren’t staying at the place and just want, or need, a quick refreshment before going somewhere else.
People would give you weird looks in other places.
