If you’re gonna be my lover, you’d best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.

At least he got blown
Improvised Uterine Device
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No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.
Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way
improvise unexploded device.
No, that’s an IED. You’re thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren’t discriminated against.
No, that’s DEI, you’re thinking of a desktop application for software development
No, that’s an IDE, you’re thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.
No, that’s an EDU. You’re thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.
Hah. I think this is pretty good.
Pick a vowel, any vowel - they’re all the same…








