It’s almost as if he has zero principles and just repeats what he’s told to, who’d have guessed?

🫡 thank you for your service

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

Every time I see that emoji all I see is someone deep throating an orc

You could probably build a lookalike using an ultrasonic vaporizer. Just fire it up and have it emit a puff of vapor on command.

Because venture capital will control this one if it catches on

Sounds like they made bomb pizza

Take your meds and all of that falls into place.

Edit: If your meds aren’t helping then either they’re not the right meds for you or it’s worth talking to a therapist to help unwind what’s causing you to be nonfunctional. Meds aren’t a one size fits all thing no matter how much a prescribing doctor may think they are, many people end up trying 3-4 different medications before they find one that works.

Missed opportunity to title this post “Hah!”

on devices running Android 13 or later.

Sounds easy then: stay on the latest Lineage that does not incorporate A13.

This isn’t viable. You can’t run an older android version than a device ships with and eventually older hardware will become obsolete enough that it won’t be able to connect to current gen mobile networks.

For now, sure, you can run android 12 on an older device and bypass integrity easily, but sooner or later that won’t be viable.

I mean, the melting pot never meant a blend of races or cultures. It meant immigrants were melted down and out came an Americanized person who fit in with the existing culture. So the application in China is almost exactly spot on, only you’re assimilating into Han Chinese culture in this case. Same shit, different continent.

I’m pretty sure that’s what the grab for Ukraine and Trump’s stated intent to annex Greenland is about. Both of those have the potential to become food security sources after significant global heating. I’m also pretty sure that’s why authoritarians are seizing control of govt (and by extension that govts security services) because there won’t be enough to go around and they’re going to need soldiers to keep the hungry people away from their billionaire breadbaskets.

I don’t see any arugula in the photo, it has a really distinct leaf outline and I’m not seeing it

pokes Schumer with a stick

Chatgpt and other LLMs are fantastic technical task assistants but, and this is a big but, you need to treat their work the same way you’d treat work from a new intern. Verify the output before you trust it.

I asked Google’s AI if I could use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster and it rightfully told me no, then it suggested using gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce

I use dd regularly to back up and restore disk images. It’s not particularly hard to use but like sudo rm -rf it absolutely will eat whatever you point it at so you need to understand what the command does and pay attention.

Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off

Only illegal if you’re driving your phone