We’re being shunned by the galaxy.
I understand perfectly.
The slow smokeless burning of decay.
Not only that, it’s the biggest void we have ever discovered!
“We found a hole!”
“Holy shit! Is it like the previous one at all?”
“It’s exactly like the previous one, only BIGGER!”
Brazzers
Dumb nerds. There’s a fucking crosshair pointed at us and they’re more interested in us in a void. /s
That’s why no one ever comes over to visit
Sure. That’s why.
According to the beliefs of the religion I invented and I don’t usually talk about because no one asks and starting a cult is too much trouble to bother, there’s only one intelligent species per galaxy, you’re only allowed to meet the neighbours once you manage colonise it all.
Would you please go into extreme detail about your religion? pretty please?
I want to send money and start a franchise.
Did they get back to you at all?
They asked for extreme detail, it could take a while.
Imagine humanity’s ships emerging from “the dark realm” leaving other species’ empires realing in shock.
It is technically remotely their problem.
It’s also right next to a giant chaos star apparently.
Explains American politics, MAGA = Tzeechian cultists
Only if you believe their leaders are playing real 4D chess
Otherwise, I’d say they’re more like a nurgle plague.
I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen
We haven’t even gotten to the dark age of technology yet. This knowledge must be lost pretty soon. Or maybe discovering the Eye of Terror is referring to first contact of some sort.
Sounds like this discovery places us IN the Eye of Terror.
Good thing everyone and everything I know is here on earth.
A plural Z void?
E Pluribus Anus?
You know how the military clears the area of a target for range practise?
So Trump is not just draining my will to live?
Maybe that’s was the objective. Aliens find a little planet in the middle of a space desert, untouched by any race. It’s a nice experiment, they came here, dropped some DNA (either like that awful movie or by masturbating hard) and left. Now they’re just watching and laughing and laughing.
