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Licking most of the transuranium elements would entale sticking your tongue in a particle collider. Which I think is a fun Friday night 🤪
Collider? I barely know her!
…And then they built the super collider.
Thank you, you’ve been a great audience.
You have activated my trap card!
You see, I was waiting for someone to bring up head-in-particle-collider-soviet-man only to raise you a different less known Vietnamese physicist who stuck his hands there instead!
there’s an ok Kyle Hill video about it if you’re interested (:
That’s what she said.
I’ve been told that uranium tastes just like lemon drops.
I want to meet the motherfucker bold enough to lick cesium.
I don’t think you’d be licking much of anything after that. It’s the one at 10 seconds in the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YNsIaSbFdg
They’re so casual about it too.
It’s never occurred to me that I can lick neon
Can you lick a gas? Licking liquid neon is very unwise.
Then lick solid neon, duh
You can lick xenon. Even inhale. Very fancy and very expensive. Show those nitrous plebs that you have the wealth to enjoy real chemical cuisine!
Just ask Rocky to make you some neononite. If they can make xenonite, I don’t see why they couldn’t do neonite.
Are you sure this isnt just a seasonal calendar of my wife?
The most useful chart 😅
You know, I’m surprised by how much green is on here. I would have expected much more red and purple.
Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life.
See, absolutely no order to the periodic table. Utterly useless.
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The hydrogen is more likely to explode than poison me.
Noble gases go from 0 to 100 real quick.
Radioactivity will do that.
I think I would rather lick Technetium than Lithium
Being colorblind sucks
can you see these? 🤔

I love that the colour blind compatible version to just incompetentible to everyone else.
Oh wow! I’d give you Lemmy gold if I could 🥇
It just means you can lick them all
Superpowers!
Don’t let a stupid chart tell you what you can and can’t lick.
Exactly.
They could very easily just keep the color for color seeing people, and then add a simple pattern in the background.
Like maybe diagonal lines on one, wavy horizontal lines in another, small dots in another, etc.
Just pretend you are taking a black and white picture or making a black and white copy on an old copy machine. Can you still interpret the data afterwards? If yes, then you did it right.
What you’re supposed to do with this stuff is design it in grayscale first, conveying information through shading, and then just add colour afterwards while maintaining the shade.
Flourine should be the darkest purple. Injesting or inhaling any amount is serious bad news.







