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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

One day😔🤞

sh.itjust.works

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One day😔🤞

sh.itjust.works

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    I recently got a relationship. But don’t think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(

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    I’d love to grow some…

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊

      take that E

      • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      • Lena@gregtech.eu
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        Woagh… that’s a lot of E

        Also, username checks out

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          don’t take them all in one day!!!

          • Lena@gregtech.eu
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            You can’t stop me >:3

            2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??

            • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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              Nooo, you’ll turn into multiple girl by girlsmosis

  • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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    Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic

  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

    What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

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      Fly fishing

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      “talking to a man in a 10 meter range”

      • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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        “Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit.” 😅

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      Cruising for cock

      Drifting for dong

      Rallying for a root

      …Parking for penis

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Running for rod.
        Riding for red fella.
        Limping for little Alex.
        Flying for flesh flute.

        • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Jumping for Johnson

          Shambling for shaft

          Bladerunning for blossom

          Steamrolling for staff

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        “Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Skulking for schlong

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    here, take this:

    hands OP estrogen

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    Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.

  • greenfire@lemmings.world
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    bushes & trees

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    deleted by creator

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    Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like

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      Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?

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          De as in the slang for “the.” If anyone sues.

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      Also to remove them if you don’t want them

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        Can we have the two crowds get together?

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    cat named boobs:

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      cat named big boobs

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      acceptable.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    to have boobs or to touch

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