No they won’t. Our buildings and infrastructure are too old for this.
Having been in the military, I am acutely aware of just how soul crushing this is going to be for servicemembers.
I would rank it below suicide watch duty but above unit mandatory fun day duty
I bet they will, they’re a bunch of child-raping pedos.
They are so fucking weird
Well, they’re the party currently going to the ends of the Earth to protect pedophiles, so…pretty on brand.
Seriously. Like imagine if a trans person used their preferred bathroom. I mean I don’t, cause I don’t care. But for people the right claims to hate, they have an odd fascination with them. Like how hard is it to just not give a fuck?
My energy is more valuable to me than being mad at a group of people who I have minimal interactions with. Wouldn’t these pricks be happier just ODing on meth?
I’ll give you this as an example, I drive Uber and have a mas presenting trans person. I call them by their preferred name and drive them where they wanna go. That’s it, and it’s never a problem. They told me about another driver that keeps making up mas names to call them in an attempt to antagonize them(?) I guess. I seriously can’t imagine giving that much of a fuck about someone I don’t even know.
But here I am giving that same energy to dipshit “conservatives”. I guess we’re all hypocrites.
What does “mas” mean? I thought it was a typo for male, but you said it twice, so I’m not sure it’s a typo anymore, lol
Masculine
Like how hard is it to just not give a fuck?
When you’re not very intelligent and you don’t have a lot going on in your life, it’s actually really hard to not give a fuck about stupid shit. What else are conservatives going to do? Further their education?
The persecution of people is the point, not a means to an end. They just want to hurt people, it’ their kink. They are fucked in the head. Like psychopathic, sociopathic, sadists etc…
They make up whatever arguments that justify them hurting people.
Ehh being annoyed at someone else for being an asshole isn’t equivalent to being annoyed that someone else exists. You don’t seem hypocritical to me
Thanks homie, that actually means a lot to me.
I can’t imagine antagonizing someone who you rely on for a tip and a rating.
Really hope they dinged them with a one star.
I haven’t really checked since I’ve never needed to, but I imagine there’s a way to report that they’ve harassed you, which presumably would be worse for them.
I haven’t really ever had any problems cause I’m a normal human who doesn’t instantly hate things I don’t understand/identify with. But I know when ranking riders you do have options such as ; no seatbelt, disrespectful, inappropriate conversation, and maybe smoking/vaping (?). I hope there is a harassment option, cause honestly, how hard is it to just call someone what they wanna be called‽ It literally takes less energy and causes less drama in your life. The worst part is I look like the homo erotic image they have about what masculinity is. I’m town standard deviations to the right of the bell curve in terms of largeness and I’m in fairly good shape. So they talk to me like I’m one of them regardless of I got super ally rainbow shoelaces on. Like are you that unobservant‽
Sorry I’m rambling. I just really don’t like it when they confuse me for one of their rank and file, and since I moved to the corner of bum fucked and nowhere, it’s been happening a lot lately.
With all th the shit, no pun intended, going on in the world, you would think they would have bigger fish to fry than who pisses where.
Nothing says protecting people in the bathroom like constantly monitoring them and keeping track of everyone that uses them.
Doing the lord’s work on every front to defend USA from what now?
Imagine serving because you believe that you’re protecting the country from a foreign military threat, only to be tasked with verifying genital compliance for bathrooms.
It would be better to shovel shit. Way more honour and respect from society.
We’ll need a private-watching private to stand guard
Airman Snuffy, Pecker Checker.
Pecker inspector going to be a duty station now eh?
Pecker detector.
Pecker peeker
double decker?
“Drop em solder, where did your pecker go?”
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Nah, they’ll just put whatever new guy on duty and he’ll dick around in his phone all day. As long as the box gets checked.
Private inspector.
Dick Check
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Saving Ryan’s Privates…
😳
I can’t wait to get drafted then have my genitalia checked constantly by my CO.
It’s a normal part of the military anyway… willy watching duty during drug tests is a thing. Gotta make sure the Joe isn’t cheating the drug test.
I don’t know what the other bathroom did… never asked or cared. But I will assume the stall door stayed open.
I wouldn’t be able to go. That is the truth! I was caught with some weed like 20 years ago and had to go to probation for 6 months. They tried to have me pee into a cup for 6 hours while he stood behind me. Couldn’t do it. I had to get water after each try. Guy looked frustrated, and they started telling me what to do, I got so panicked I pushed as hard as I could and farted. The guy was a trooper, he looked confused and also definitely wanted to laugh but held his composure. They finally let me just use the stale even because what else can you do? Every follow up visit i was never asked for another random test, which is kind of normal if you don’t look like your a problem, but I like to think its because I just can’t do it.
I did many a peepee check while in the Marines. It was a rite of passage. Guys tended to have fun with it, although, as with general population, some dudes were piss shy, and you’d let them have their privacy. Most guys would ask you to get as close as possible to watch though, because homoeroticism is rampant in the Marines, especially back when infantry units were all male. There was very little fun to be had, so you made it where you could.
Most guys would ask you to get as close as possible to watch though,
Under the promise of a golden shower?
“Yep, still a dick. Same as last time. NEXT!”
When satire becomes eerily close to reality
Gee I feel so much safer wtf
defending US citizens, residents & guests from WHAT???
from stability, peace, and quiet.
remember: stressed, angry, distracted, undereducated, and poor people make good minimum wage employees and cannon fodder.
from stability, peace, and quiet.
Bingo.
Every single time in the course of my life (I’m getting older) that conservatives have come into power, things get way less stable and way more stressful. It’s always a non-stop assault of chaos and uncertainty.
