For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had “null” as the receiver in the system.
Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system …
I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…
UB must be Undefined Behavior.
Opens package. Contents:
deleted by creator
You cannot grasp the true form of the product.
Product casts NULL (ß).
software gore
This is nothing to worry about
One of these lil guys?
I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.
Imagine holding a
nullin your hand… hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse…-1… and don’t even get be started on imaginary nulls.packsge arrives
open box
NULL.
NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
at least it wasn’t my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.
DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you
If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level
Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is
SCP Agent: What’s in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee…
SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: …
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
“Soundwave… what is in the box?”
“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”
“What is a Hatsune Miku?”
So that’s why my variable can’t be null, you’re hoarding it to yourself!
“Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”
When you order an Optional
