The other day Marcus told me that there are Christians gathering at Titus’ house at night - apparently these godless deviants are having incestuous orgies. What’s next, child sacrifice? Cannibalism? Caesar really needs to put them in their place before they get out of hand.
There’s a lot of Hellenes in the area who are aligned with them and they keep talking about “oily Josh and his 12 bottom homies.”
Absolutely gross. Real Roman men don’t receive love. They stick it right into the arse, the way the gods intended.