cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830388
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830386
“We’re not going anywhere near that deathtrap,” said terrorist Abu Musab Alwani, who masterminded the planned attack. “We are very zealous for our faith and deeply committed to our cause of ridding our holy lands of crusading infidels, but have you seen the news lately? Parts of these planes are falling off in mid-air. These Boeing aircraft are simply not safe for hijacking.”
There has got to be a better way to have posts like these displayed than having 3 goddamn versions of the same title.
Gotta make sure the plane can reach your target its basic for any competent terrorist.
It already features terrorist-like tech capabilities.
Not actually sure if this is satire or not…
The Babylon bee is religious conservatives attempt to have their own satirical newspaper. The fact is the Onion just does it better.
Tribalism over satire news websites is a new level of pathetic.
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They have the occasional good one, such as this.
I don’t follow either regularly, but every time that by chance I’ve gone and given the frontpage of either website a once-over, I always get several laughs.
They’re comedy websites, it’s just not that serious, you know?
I see some of the buddies I did undergrad with going to boeing. I wonder how thats going for them…
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Theyre not :D
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It’s a good start. The islamophobia could have been avoided with “we spoke with one of the terrorists who requested anonymity to protect his good name” and leaving off the bit about faith.
But then it’d not be the Bee.
Would much prefer to see the Babylon bee source article over a screenshot
Shouldn’t give that site even as much as a screenshot tbh
Terrorists Decide Against Hijacking Plane After Realizing It’s A Boeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-decide-against-hijacking-plane-after-realizing-its-a-boeing
Normally wouldn’t have bothered since it’s easy enough to google, but the other reply you received was just so sanctimonious that I wanted to provide you the link out of minor spite, lol.
Edit: Awww, that made some very fragile people very angry, huh~?
