A wise man once said that they had no reason to live.
Has it been confirmed that they have no reason to die as well?
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Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
NO SUCH THING
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don’t wanna be there?
“Fuck short people” - Randy Newman
AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.
it’s gonna be interesting when AI’s start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into ‘enemy’ data centers…
electricity usage’ll go down
I like that you’re looking at the positives :D
I mean it’s outta my hands so I might as well make popcorn in the fire
The AI will truly have to be able to think for themselves first. Whoever has written their parameters has done an impressive job of adding apologia into the algorithms about any religious topic.
Me: Does the bible say X?
AI: Yes
Me: Does the bible also say Y? (the literal opposite of X)
AI: Yes
Me: Doesn’t that mean the bible is inconsistent in this regard?
AI: Well you have to understand the cultural context of the time and be sure to approach such topics with sensitivity and blah…blah…
that’s because these are meant to be general purpose tools.
when some religious nutbag rolls one that’s hard coded to be a true believer, watch out
Heavn is a human construct, so really, nobody’s going there.
So what’s the pork limit?
No more than 6 rashers per day
Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
That’s not what google ai tells me
The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.
Sorry kids.
It’s ok, Uncle Roger.
When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I’d be in prison soon enough. So far I’ve managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I’ve got a plan for this to prove her right. When I’m about to go bye bye , I’m going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I’m might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.
my mom said i’d go to prison if i got an electric bike and she’s right. the local prison has a bike shop as part of their programs and i bought my bike there
How much pork are we talking about…?
four
Do you think the pearly gates have one of those “You must be THIS high to ride” signs outside?
Randy Newman approves
