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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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🔪 8:00

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Nurse couldn’t speak English

    Shows note written in English

    It’s an old meme, but it checks out.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      Knowing a few basic words doesn’t mean you “speak a language”.

      She didn’t have the words for “food”, “drink” and “surgery”, but has the basic words for no and basic times

      As you’d expect, one learns “no”, “after” and “tomorrow” before words like “surgery”

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      The nurse doesn’t have to speak English, just read it.

      :)

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    That’s so sweet 🩸

    • ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works
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      Salty, actually

  • tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Eight-O’Clock sharp!

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