• PoliteDudeInTheMood@lemmy.caEnglish
      3·
      4 个月前

      It’s time for Animaniacs. And we’re zany to the max. So sit back and relax. You’ll laugh till you collapse. We’re Animaniacs.

      Come join the Warner Brothers. And the Warner sister Dot. Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower Whenever we got caught But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot.

      We’re Animaniacs Dot is cute And Yakko yaks Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax. We’re Animaniacs.

      There’s Pinky and the Brain Who want to rule the universe Goodfeathers flock together Slappy whacks them with her purse. Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse The writers flipped We have no script Why bother to rehearse

      We’re Animaniacs We have pay-or-play contracts We’re zany to the max There’s baloney in our pants We’re Animanie Totally Insaney [Add random rhyme: Pinkie and the Brainey] Animaniacs Those are the facts

    • AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 个月前

      Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks, But these two gum shoes are picking up the slack…

      THERE’S NO CASE TOO BIG NO CASE TOO SMALL WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL…

      CH CH CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS (when there’s danger) You know it never fails, once they’re involves somehow whatevers wrong gets solved! CH CH CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS!!

      • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.clubEnglish
        2·
        4 个月前

        Doyle was the high school star
        Everybody thought he’d go real far But he didn’t take a thing from the classes he took Because he just wasn’t interested in his books
        🎶

        I still say “holy cremola” when I’m shocked. People think it’s a Batman reference, but I learnt it from Doyle!

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlineEnglish
    3·
    4 个月前

    Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy… like… dude, he was clearly over 21.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      4·
      4 个月前

      I think they literally have to swipe the ID every x number of purchases or something. Probably varies state by state though.

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      4·
      4 个月前

      Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn’t, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn’t have a choice.

  • Psythik@lemmy.worldEnglish
    221·
    4 个月前

    This doesn’t work if you have ADHD:

    Life is like a hurricane,
    Here in, Duck-berg!
    something something rhymes with cane,
    It’s a, duck-blur!
    Let’s solve a mystery,
    or rewrite history!
    Ducktales! Ooh oo

    And that’s all I’ve got.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      4 个月前

      Fuck! I was singing that song after reading the post and I sang that fucking line right before reading your comment and now I can’t remember that part of the fucking song!

      The brain is fucking stupid.

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      51·
      4 个月前

      Oh it’s worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that’s insanely inappropiate and overly violent.

      Now we weren’t racist or anything, it was the early 2000’s we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn’t think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn’t normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn’t give a shit at worst.

      But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.

      No I’m not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It’s so bad I wouldn’t post it if this were 4chan.

        • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          4 个月前

          When I was a kid, no one gave a shit if you had a Confederate Flag because people associated it with barbeques more than the Civil War. If people saw it on your law, they just assumed you liked Dukes of Hazzard.

          Now it’s basically the lowercase version of the Nazi flag, because the Republicans wanted to use it as a dog whistle.

          So thank you GOP for taking a once-harmless symbol of the South and turning it into everything New York accused it of being.

          I knew it was all over when they waved the Confederate Flag on the lawn of the White House to protest Obama, no joke, the Tea Party did that shit. How could anyone interpret that as anything outside of “President is bad because he’s black”?

          That’s what pisses me off the most really about Obama and Trump being called “Dividers”, it’s not hte same thing at all. The Right hated Obama because they’re racist, the Left hates Trump because HE’S racist.

      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        4·
        4 个月前

        I had a similar experience with the devil went down to Georgia. One of the first mp3s I ever had was a parody version about cannabis. I don’t know any of the lyrics to the original but I know that one by heart

        JOHNNY ROLL A BALL OF HASH AND MAKE SURE ITS THE BOMB

        CAUSE THE DEVILS GOT THE KIND OF STUFF THEY SMOKED IN VIETNAM

      • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        4 个月前

        This is from memory, might be wrong:

        D-D-Danger right behind you
        There’s a stranger right behind you
        Nothing to do but grab onto some Duck-tales!
        Tales of Derring-Do bad and good luck tales!
        Not pony tails or cotton tails, no, DUCK TALES!

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukEnglish
      6·
      4 个月前

      The verse of the Gummy Bears theme tune is just the Soviet Union National Anthem speeded up. Same chord sequence.

      If you put the Gummy Bears lyrics and the English translation of the Soviet Anthem next to each other, the two sets of lyrics are pretty much interchangeable.

      Commie Bears.

      Enjoy :)

        • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukEnglish
          2·
          4 个月前

          I think so, but it was a long time ago! I think I was trying to play the anthem on piano, and whilst working it out, suddenly thought “this is just the Gummy Bears theme tune slowed down”.

          With some more talent, confidence and free time, I would have attempted to produce a recorded version in the last decade or so - but I never did, so if anyone else can, please do so. It’s probably worth quite a few “Internet points” :)

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zipEnglish
    14·
    4 个月前

    No? Ducktales not good enough? Okay, then what about …

    Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrorize their neighborhood. But Heathcliff just won’t be undone, playing pranks on every one.