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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Eat your heart out, Einstein.

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Eat your heart out, Einstein.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I’m pretty convinced this one is satire.

    The original though, I’m not so sure.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    Some guy in the 80’s was pushing the same thing but with “E=mc² + Texas Instruments Calculators”. This is old news. /s

  • perishthethought@piefed.social
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    It’s a real LI post:

    https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

    But I just read it and all of the author’s replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he’s joking. He must be though, right? He’s an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

    • Flax@feddit.uk
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      1000082570

      1000082569

  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

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    So, AI == 0?

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Let’s be real, AI actually costs energy doesn’t it?

    • jayk@lemmy.ca
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      only at rest

    • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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      AI ==

      🖕 🤖

      🐛💤👔🐛
      
                ⛽️  👢
      
            ⚡️ 8=👊=D💦
      
          🎸       🌂
      
         👢          👢
      
    • Fermion@feddit.nl
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      AI = sqrt((pc)2 + (m0c2 )2 ) - m0c2

  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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    Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

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    I need this to be satire.

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    If E=mc² and E=mc²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn’t just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      it’s means that either Artificial is zero, or Intelligence is zero (or both). given that we know it’s artificial, it means that it has zero intelligence

  • Gurei@sh.itjust.works
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    Would have been tastier with A1.

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I’ve ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.

    Because I already don’t understand dumb people

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    “symbolizes”

    You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      E=MC^4

      this symbolizes your mum

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain

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      That’s because the rest of the brain is busy proompting LLMs.

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      His professors should double check his submissions for AI slop.

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    this bothers me in so many ways I wasn’t ready for

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    Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

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    I think we should turn this guy’s mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light

    I’m sad that I can’t just assume this guy is joking

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