Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2年前I can think of a hundred bigger crimessopuli.xyzimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up114arrow-down1imageI can think of a hundred bigger crimessopuli.xyzDrew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2年前message-square38fedilinkfile-text
Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
minus-squarechumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2年前It’s clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive. Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.
minus-squareAussiemandeus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2年前I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness… I’m a bald bearded 6 foot man.
minus-squarechumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2年前Nice to meet you. I’m a 6-balled bearded footman.
It’s clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.
Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.
Nice try Larry David
I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness…
I’m a bald bearded 6 foot man.
Nice to meet you. I’m a 6-balled bearded footman.