All she needs is some eye makeup.
She’s a trainwreck
A very heavily filtered trainwreck.
What in the Farah Abram’s?!?!?!
Ha! Good call. A week ago, TheBirdsPapaya (snapped without a filter) didn’t have the same super-snatched, TINY jawline she posted today.
I’ve never seen her in public but I know I can guarantee she looks NOTHING like this. I’d give anything to actually see her though.
You can see the filtered version on the left. The six images on the right aren’t filtered.
She’s batshit crazy.
For me, this is the most accurate, non filtered or edited photo of what Sarah looks like IRL. I see her in real life more than I’d like to.
Wow. Nothing Ike insta photos!!!
Every time I go to the mall or HS I hope I’ll see her just so I can see her for myself but I never do.
No, no you’re just obsessed with yourself and your appearance and you liked this silhouette of yourself so you made up some bullshit excuse to post it
Lmfao. Why would u check monitor while checking on her…? Deosnt she ever look at her page and think… Man… So many selfies lol
Right! She wanted to look at the monitor to (body) check on her own self. Such weird! Oookay, so you scared yourself while looking at yourself? Shouldn’t the monitor be in a different position facing your child in its bed and not on the side???
She’s such a loser
Bird brain as she posts…I’ll show those snarkers, my phone does take care of my kid.
Can’t live life without any device constantly in her hands
Bet she had to ask Shame how to turn it on.
We are less than 2 weeks until school and there’s been no shilling of JK back to school stuff. Also, no Canadian Tire back to school stuff for L.
🍋 is not going to JK. I’m sure of it.
That, or she’s hiding everything to make it an over the top production, dramatic crying, stage performance she’s already choreographing for the entire family
I don’t think she is going. She answered it once and gave some BS excuse that because her birthday is in January, she doesn’t want her to be the youngest in her class or something like that. It was like the only time she addressed it.
Which makes no sense because the January birthdays are the oldest in the class and actually have the most advantages.
Is it that surprising she can’t do math?
Yes! L has been 4 for almost a year!
I can totally see this. Anything to make the whole thing about her
Zero chance that poor poor kid is going to school. Is birdshit turning the child into a real life Rapunzel
The best parallel- really!!
If anyone wants to bitch in her DM’s she’s ready for you.
“no filter” 👀🤪
The lips 🥴
Lmfao. Ew
same same
Hopefully these make her shit her pants all night (look up Haribo gummy reviews if you don’t already know about them!) also, these would be so hard on the stomach of someone who actually had IBS.
“I don’t know how I got on their PR list” lmao is she even for real
How high do you have to be to find this funny? Sour keys are 🍆’s
Another screenshot save for the Disney vault. Hope they never give her a free thing again. Presenting herself this way online so often lately, she should not be gifted family friendly things, nor be a person representing it
Omg. Look at his skinny legs, his thigh is same size as arm bwhahah
Couple of idiots. Nothing wrong with having a good time but these two…. She has zero decorum. Some things should just be kept private - including her toking habit, fupa and nip obsession
These two are so weird. My fiancé and I could have a giggle like this but we’re also not filming for it an audience and it’s just between the two of us. And she’s like this all the time! She tries too hard to be edgy and dirty minded, when she just sounds like a fool.
She’s always so classy!
She’s SUCH TRASH
She’s soooo disgusting. Nobody needed this.
Posts this for the pervs. Next day posts her young child to the same audience. Vile
I’m sure he won’t notice because only the internet sees you 1/2 naked.
She looks desperate
Soooooooo desperate. Not looking for any free Disney vacations with this trash content
Only content she could think of today?! She’s overly sexual lately - is she feeling hot? Trying to be edgy? Because you’re right. She only seems desperate for attention.
She’s so embarrassing. He won’t notice because you two don’t have a sex life let’s be real.
IS 🍋 going ? Lol the meme is unclear !!
I believe so! Thank goodness for her.
She’s probably doing it for engagement, and the kid is staying home… speaking of engagement.
Wow. These are the aspirations you have for her? Funny how you call it ‘motherhood’ when it’s really just a 24/7 content farm with a trapped kid as the prop.
I feel so bad for this kid. I can’t believe her destiny is having her kid rot infront of the tv on a Sunday morning in the summer. Go to the park, go for a walk, literally do anything!
I am really hoping this kid goes to school in a couple weeks.
She’s never taken the kid anywhere. Hello Sarah, have you heard of activities, sports, parks, splash pads, children’s museums, the zoo, farms??? ANYTHING that’s not on a device.
I doubt 🍋 will be going to school. You know birdie would be “crying” about it already
I agree. Which would be an act really if she did because this woman can hardly wait to drop off or ditch that kid.
There has been absolutely no talk about her going to school. Bird talks about absolutely everything so it makes me think she may not be going!
That’s what I unfortunately believe too. I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and maybe she hadn’t mentioned it for privacy’s sake but the thought made me laugh bc she doesn’t care about privacy
Bird isn’t talking about it because NK is having crash out meltdown depression about L going to school and not being able to watch her anymore 🫖
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Oh gosh! Can you imagine - for this family this could be possible!
I do think L will go to school tho. I know bird doesn’t care about anyone but herself but in my experience in Ontario JK is optional but definitely frowned upon if you opt out for the child’s experience. I tried because my son was a November baby and he just seemed so little but the VA school helped me understand learning, social groups that begin right from day 1 etc. I however actually respect teachers and don’t use them to make Amazon link $$ so I consulted with the school instead of being arrogant. If L doesn’t go to school it will be for selfish reasons and not her wellbeing.
As to why she’s keeping it quiet?! Who knows. Her content is so dry she’s probably just saving it for lots of ❤️🔥. And we know she loves a reason to frozen face cry for the camera too!
In Ontario, children do not need to be legally registered for school until they are 6 years old. I know many people, during Covid, who kept their JK aged children in preschool (older kid room), as they had to confirm their enrollment for the fall even before schools told parents if they would even reopen. Preschools also had much safer restrictions at that time, than the schools did, so many parents just felt safer keeping their kids in preschool, as it is the same play based learning they were getting in JK. The children then went to school in SK as their first year and did not suffer socially or educationally. That being said, L has not been socialized in any “normal” way for a child her age and if they do not enroll her until she is 6, I’m sure the effects will be felt. I’m sure it will be apparent even if they do enroll her for JK. They are constantly doing this child a disservice for their convenience.
Ooooh this is spicy.
Funny you say it too because I feel she never posts about NK lately?
They are ALL mental manipulators. It runs in the genes. I honestly believe Shame would want her in school, but NK is probably guilting them into thinking they’d be taking her livelihood away or some effed up gaslighting sh*t. They’re constantly pulling this crap on eachother. This is why nobody ever calls bird out. They’re just as messed up in la la narcissist land.
Don’t get me started.
Your 4 year old playing video games gives me hives.
Does she know her letter sounds? Can she read? We never seem to see any videos of that.
And there’s been ZERO mention of her going to JK in September, which means she’s probably not going to be sent. I feel like the custom backpack and water bottle would have been commission linked by now if she was going. It’s so sad to me that she’ll miss out on that opportunity to sit around at home. 😭
Oh shit you’re right. Everything would have been sponsored by now
Kids in her city don’t go back until September 3rd. Still a few weeks out to grift.
She makes me fucking sick. Poor kid
Why would anyone post this? She’s out of her mind!
My SO would be so mad if I posted him like this
Shame has zero class, like his ho wife
Gross!!
A literal lunatic.
I still can’t believe she did traitors. There’s going to be no hiding. Her only saving grace is that no one knows who she is 😂
Only the bots know who she is. I remember the comments on Breakfast TV’s Instagram: Who is this? A few comments are still visible on the YouTube video.
That hair is giving scarecrow straw. If she only had a brain…
🤣😂
She’s cray-cray! As is her husband and her parents. Crazy, grifting, lying, white-trash freaks.
Lmao this woman is nuts. I can’t wait for Traitors so she can be exposed. But with our luck she’ll carry on and nothing will happen to her and her platform. I’m starting to think she’s invincible.
So insane. She looks so much better on the left in my opinion, so warped on the right. Blows my mind. That’s also the face I’ll make when I’m studying a chin hair, pimple, blemish on my face in the mirror lol; not filming a video of myself to post publicly!
Chin hair 🤣
“Gotta release the hostage” 🤢
Letting everyone know she had to buy a pair of jeans. Snoozefest. Love that she wants to share the link for these jeans that are one hundred and thirty eight dollars
I would pay $138 for a good pair of jeans. I would not pay that for these.
I would also not wear pants that short with big black boots/shoes either!
It’a so disproportionate and awkward looking, and NOT in quirky fun way. At all.
THOSE cost $138?!?!?! Gross
What is dumbo the clown up to?
She looks ridiculous 🤣
