I sold all my Nvidia stick right before the AI boom.

For a second I thought he had the same name as Mr Fantastic, Reed Richards, but it’s just close.

Not so sure this belongs on the Onion. Sounds too accurate.

No, ostrich.

Then I declare this debate invalid. Jalapeño poppers aren’t even on the list and they’re better than all of these.

If we are rating the best type of fries then onion rings are last, being that they aren’t even potato.

I must have missed the part where members actually get charged, and convicted, for insider trading. If no one gets convicted under the law, is it really a law?

Wikipedia only lists one person, in 2019, in the last several decades that has been convicted of insider trading.

Honestly, I’m not sure why members aren’t just required to have investments be completely managed by a third party where they have no input on any specifics. They simply have too much influence and knowledge on what is going to happen to be allowed to manage their own investments while in office.

Seems to be pretty good to me.

I’m better at the penis mightier.

For these HEROES? Paid vacation until the public forgets. And maybe a promotion afterward. Ohh, and don’t forget backpay.

It’s not illegal for Congress.

We talking about No Way Home?

And Florida is the nipple?

Man, I ain’t got time to read the equivalent of the Library of Congress of all the lies about these things.

My point went so far over your head that not even Drax could catch it.

You know it’s not one or the other right? They can both be extremely biased.

No thanks. I don’t need to waste my money.

Surely no 1st amendment violation there.

Hope he wins. Fuck ICE.