Fuck, I’m sorry. I hope you’re able to bounce back.

That’s actually the joke of the original comic. The kid calls the guy Shrek, and the mom apologizes for her daughter’s rudeness before saying something like “no, that’s just an ugly bald man”.

I like how every time it gets edited, there are people in the comments who notice the Shrek similarity but don’t always agree if it’s intentional. The artist did a good job on that front.

I thought they were just trying to hammer home how wild it was for the file to get that big, since it’s just a text file.

My mobility has actually improved a ton since my youth!! Got injured as a kid and laid in bed all the time afterwards. Kinda glad I have too many responsibilities nowadays to give into that temptation, that was the worst thing I could have done.

Saw another post mentioning geocaching, so I decided to give it a try! …I suck at it so far, I missed a FTF near my job despite trying for 40 minutes 😅 but it’s exciting

A lot of people around here seem to play with their kids, so I’m going to try to make some cute swag to hide this weekend.

Lmao, conversation.

I was unschooled and wasn’t allowed to watch anything that wasn’t aimed at actual children. Even when I was an adult living at home. I don’t think my parents wanted me to know what sex and drugs are.

Really depends on the type of wasp. Most of the ones local to me seem chill if stupid. They’ll smack right into you or get in your hair and as long as you don’t swat at them, they’ll eventually fly away.

Not sure about hornets, but I know wasps eat a lot of herbivorous bugs like aphids and caterpillars.

A lot of people see eating caterpillars as one of the “bad” things wasps do, but population control is necessary if we want crops.

I think a lot of the therapy speak we use in casual conversation is going to be embarrassing in hindsight. A lot of it is already verifiably inaccurate, but even the stuff based on real psychology can potentially be disproven as understanding and research methods improve. And people will quietly cringe remembering how they used junk science to justify being a dick in 2024.

This sexy little thing

I straight up don’t understand the things people get mad at me for, but they always say I started it. I hate autism

I still swear online, but I try not to do it aloud anymore because I accidentally dropped an f-bomb in front of a customer. I’m not bothered by them, and I don’t get why other people are, so I don’t think about it and get careless.

For me it was SpongeBob. I would have the blood of thousands on my hands right now except I liked SpongeBob and he’s nice so that meant I had to be nice.

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Oh shit, I picked up “per se” from Animal Crossing as a kid and never questioned it.

In my defense, Rover is a fucking weirdo, you’d never use a phrase you learned from him to try to sound smart.

Going back to work 🥲 Stores don’t close for the weekend!

Today’s my actual day off and I’m planning to grab a library card in my new town, though. Looking forward to that!

Found a couple geocaches for the first time! Mostly sticking to micro caches until I build up a little collection of stuff to hide in the bigger ones. It’s a new hobby so I don’t know if I’ll stick with it, but it’s fun so far.

It REALLY depends how well you know each other.

I’ve had a friend transfer me money when I said no, and my ego was wounded but I didn’t go hungry.

I’ve also had people pick screaming fights on my behalf when I wanted defuse the situation, publicly blame others for a relapse I didn’t want publicized, and refuse me any privacy when I was depressed, constantly telling people that I was about to kill myself. 😐

Notice I don’t call them friends anymore, just people. They didn’t know my situation well enough to know how to act on it, but they had to be heroes.

Fuck you OP