I might be misreading this, but it seems like the ACLU is saying it’s possible, but they don’t have any yard evidence.

Could I bother you for some sauce?

Yeah, so if they’re boring, they shouldn’t be causing a panic attack now should they?

Emails serve a purpose, but so do phone calls. People getting crippled by fear at the thought of having a real time conversation and then expecting everyone to make huge accomodations for their fucking fragility are ridiculous.

If a person is genuinely that anxiety-riddled they can’t function in society and I will gladly have my tax dollars pay for their disability benefits. Everyone else needs to put their big kid undies on and be able to stand and deliver on time sensitive problems.

Yeah, having to think at a reasonable pace and be presentable on the job are such unreasonable expectations. We had better slow all business communication to a crawl regardless of urgency to make sure little snookums doesn’t have to wear a clean shirt or put on pants.

For fucks sake…

See, that gets in the way of the doctor’s tee time.

Try using “precisely” or “roughly” where applicable. It lets people know you’re talking about firm realities and aren’t using hyperbole.

It’s a stupid, imperfect workaround and I hate that it’s necessary, but it’s the best we have for a decade or three until people stop bastardizing “literally”.

Millennial who grew up on online chat here.

If you want to be treated like an adult, act like an adult. That means making and taking calls without hesitation when the need arises.

Don’t be a baby, it’s a conversation. If you can’t understand what someone said, say “I beg your pardon” or “can you repeat that, please”.

Very, very different from a dishonorable discharge from the military.

Not with a dishonorable discharge.

No, this is very, very far from normal here.

Stinkpilled filthmaxxing

I’ve been told we live in one of those!

Best we can do is Elon Musk spam.

DVD = digital video disk

Say the line, Bart.

Most importantly, did the preps quit flamming?

So why say anything at all?

That, and slapping a fixed price on a staple product the business sells. Even with normal two percent inflation eventually there’s going to be disappointment when the price has to be raised.

Bill Stickers is an innocent man!