It reads like they asked grok to write the joke for them.

Guess Abbott won’t release it because it contains:

Elon: I put on my robe and wizard hat!

TLDR: They are talking about Chinese coders hired by MS have access to DoD related code, not a computer program.

So that’s why the Samurais dog in Nethack is called Hatchi!

https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Pet_name

Send them a rude letter in a disrespectful manner that throws away all trade talks.

They are now called “Department Of”

Addendum: Could be a good time to re-read the classic

I guess the new name will be: Ministry Of Freedom, and the others will be:

• DOD - Ministry Of Peace
• Fox - Ministry Of Truth
• DOH - Ministry Of Life
• …

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master!

Let’s call it the kelda branch!

If we are not grooming the codebase, are we then waxing it?

Or is it more eco-friendly to let the codebase grow wild and untrimmed?

All work and no pay…

Newsflash: American car manufacturer says “Our cars are crap and overpriced”

The one that’s often posted is the one with Ghislaine Maxwell: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fact-check-no-ai-digital-140000694.html

Imagine showing up in school with that in the 90s!

Isn’t it too easy for the current chatbots/LLMs to lie about everything?

Train it on garbage or in the wrong way, and it will agree on anything you want it to.

I asked DeepSeek about what to visit nearby and to give me some URLs and it hallucinated the URLs and places. Guess it wasn’t trained to know anything about my local area.

Go back in time and buy Apple stock when it was $20 and sell when it’s $40

Next time a hurricane hits trump is ready with his sharpie.

How many bananas are we talking about here?

I hope China gets a big discount on those lectures…

Shaka when the chuse fell?

Maybe the Half-life games? You go through the game on rails, the most challenging part is the final bosses but you can skip those or use cheats.

I was hoping for “get an older one that uses a defunct connectivity method”

The last car I got is from 2015 so in 10 years I’ll get one from this year (but not tesla).