and yet you probably kicked your own mother in her womb… i cant believe you

i prefer crunchy but i have a large gap between two molars and one time a peanut got stuck there and wouldnt come out so i cant do crunchy anymore

i used to hate peanut butter. idk why

dude i said no more Journey psyche outs

apparently critics hated baseketball but thats one of the funniest movies of all time

read a long time ago about how the deer population got out of control in this one forest, and within a few years the place was practically a desert. everything just fuckin died

you didnt buy from me thats why

seinfeld is sure a product of its time but it also suffers from everybody copying it to a point where if youve watched a lot of shows post seinfeld and then watch seinfeld for the first time it seems seinfeld isnt anything too special

some shows just do not work at all when binged. one being house m.d.

not because its bad but its because it gets tiring how similar episodes are. best watched spread out

i believe the draugr do that

dont move at all. get comfy, then stop moving. dont even scratch a slight itch

man everyone dogs on season 8 but i liked it

people on lemmy are so pessimistic (how tf you spell that??)

i listened to steve mcqueen by prefab sprout twice a day for 2 months

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nobody writes down the number

um the guy in this post CLEARLY did so. i just proved you wrong pal

most people will forget something that was already posted. 2 of my most liked posts are me posting the same song a month apart and no one realised it (not even me until i checked 😂)

i called in when my truck broke down and said “its all fucked up…er messed up i mean”

my boss said everybody laughed at the call in 😂

hey fuck you buddy why no banana?

we need a clean, biodegradable version of vapes. maybe use some form of paper? and instead of juice just use the actual leaves from the tobacco plant