What’s ludicrous is they monopolized the film industry in the interim and yet they still couldn’t make a go of it?

The Oops, We Made Another Mistake party

Tell it to r/ItalianFood

Hilariously, she brought brought very little to the table in the first place.

You can’t spell rude loudmouth fascist pig without M A G A. Wait, I told that wrong.

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#eatabagofdicks

Forcing the publication of this hashtag, priceless

Those earrings tell us everything we need to know. Throw the book at him.

Yeah, war implies two sides fighting.

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There’s a good reason it doesn’t say they’re mixing fruit with vegetables.

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Lookin for Jimmy and Willy’s spent roaches. Or some Obama solar panels to tear off in spite.

And then it gets awesome. Eventually, their bodies fuse together and they form a multi-headed live dildo king and we saw one.

The wonders of the English language:

A while ago, a farmer walked through a pork processing plant in Oklahoma with a friend who managed it. He came across boxes stacked on the floor with labels that said “artificial calamari.” So he asked his friend “What’s artificial calamari?” “Bung,” his friend replied. “Hog rectum.” Have you or I eaten bung dressed up as seafood? Ben investigated.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelgangers/act-one-17

I mean, it’s what they do.

I could have sworn they had a little operation near us but couldn’t quite make sense of their global footprint. But, yeah, I only know of them in regards to mountain bikes. Canyon, on the other hand, has the opposite of a marketing problem and pretty diverse offerings. At any rate, not a whole lot of companies selling direct like that.

*Biggest Direct To Consumer brands.

I only know about YT because my Orange County neighbors sing their praises.

Aside from Canyon, there’s not a lot else on the list who distribute this way to even compare.

Nothing seems far fetched anymore. It’s only the commitment to total devastation that gets him chickening out.