mmmm…buttery males…

Perhaps his life flashed before his eyes, as it should have. Epiphanies do occur.

wtf, pass the peyote.

Hey, I studied piano at a conservatory that was in a conservation area, and I resemble that remark!

My ratchet straps give me anxiety.
That’s all I’ll say, lest I get anxiety.

In a country lead by a rapist, no less!

If you quit, I’m quitting!
Also never happens.

lol, someone downvoted your candid opinion.

Brandlickers.

Writing stern letters is sure to do the trick!

Cool. Makes sense.

Thanks.

Guaranteed to increase merch sales at funerals!

asking if every image is ai…

“zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

– maga

If only she’d laid down her guns.

Hegseth is morphing that way.

“Is that eau de chas lounge you’re wearing?”

Cats have 9 soulmates.
Congrats No.6 .

I’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.

Apples and Orange!