Ron White is sober now. Also retired from comedy, I believe. Probably true in his heyday.

This will probably just get appealed to the supreme court so they can further gut the civil rights act.

Damn. Are you me?

They could but why would they want to use such a shitty ad to sell their product?

Ha! I was the mayor for halloween this year

Way to go!

Until you accidentally smash it with a hammer

I live about 2 blocks from the crash. Monday was a frenzy with police everywhere and 4-5 helicopters in the sky. Last night, the police had the suspects block closed off. I think they were executing a search warrant on his home.

You are describing a waterpik, my friend.

Beans are great but it should be green beans, obviously.

Drink iced coffee?

Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.

On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.

This got me so hard that the first time I read the community name, I saw “Nottheonion”

Congrats! The first month is the hardest. Come check out stopdrinking@lemmy.world, if you haven’t already.

When I started, I listened to many hours of the Happy Sober Podcast. Craig Beck does a good job of exposing the tricks alcohol plays on the brain.

Keep it up! It gets easier.

I don’t follow. $1B/336M people is about $3/each.

There is only one of them so I’m going have to call this one quarter-scale.

Ya, hard pass on traveling back in time. The past smells like shit.

My guess is Bill Burr, based on nothing scientific.

This is absolutely a thing with chicken. Always go for the “Air-Chilled” chicken if you can afford it.

https://www.eatlikenoone.com/air-chilled-chicken-whats-the-difference.htm

There is one at the American dream mall in New Jersey. They are also starting to pop-up in some Macy’s as their own section.