Microsoft Edge: “Thank you, Chrome, for sharing the load.”

The sacred texts! Is this why Payless Shoes is no longer around? Because we minimated them?

The song in this TV spot is a variation of a released song and was made exclusively for the purpose of this TV spot. This version was never released.

The original song is “Still With Me” by Tritonal feat. Cristina Soto.

Kellog also married, never had sex with his wife or consummated their marriage, and the pair adopted like 30 kids or something like that.

So clearly, corn flakes works. But ideally, corn starch is the way to keep those urges down.

Keep them down, dude. “Conceal, don’t feel” as Elsa from Frozen would say (and seriously, do not feel because that specifically strengthens urges).

Careful mate. Thick water is fine. But thicc water sounds like urge avoision. Better add more corn starch homie.

Did you also graduate from Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, too?

While there will always be variances that depend on the person, most hospitals and health providers recommend the top of the monitor to be at or below eye level.

“Place the computer monitor straight in front of you, directly behind your keyboard, about an arm’s length away from your face. The monitor should be no closer to you than 20 inches (about 50 centimeters) and no further away than 40 inches (about 100 centimeters). The top of the screen should be at or slightly below eye level. If you wear bifocals, lower the monitor an additional 1 to 2 inches (about 2 to 5 centimeters) for more comfortable viewing.” Source: Mayo Clinic : Office Ergonomics - https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/in-depth/office-ergonomics/art-20046169

I see you had the urge to post this. You need more cornstarch. Please comply.

homemade pizza

Great, now my urges won’t stay down.

Definitely not ergonomic as others have stated. In good practice when working at a desk (or even gaming), the top of the monitor should be at your eye level. Only your eyes should look downward, not your head. The monitor in general should be about one arm’s length distance from your body - this varies depending on monitor size, resolution, et cetera.

From my personal anecdotal experience, while one would think that having the monitor’s center at eye level is great, it was uncomfortable during a long gaming session. I would crane my neck up to look at certain things on the UI at the top of the screen when I should have just glanced with my eyes. After I switched to the ergonomic method of having top of the monitor at eye level, it has dramatically improved my comfort and ergonomics.

There’s too many words in this meme that’s making me dizzy from all your fancy science leechcraft, wizard.

I reject your reality and substitute my own: the feather falls faster. It’s more streamlined than the bowling ball, and thus it slips through the vacuum much faster and does hit the ground and stay on the ground, I think. The ball will bounce at least once, maybe even three times. On each bounce, parts of it probably break off, which change the weight. Thankfully those broken pieces won’t hurt anyone because they’re sucked up by the vacuum. Thus, rendering your dungeon wizard spells ineffective against me.

Since you said “up there for sure”, I guess that’s fine. My promise of riot has now simmered into measured acceptance.

Like you’re at a restaurant waiting for your food. A waiter comes by and you think it’s your order and you start to get excited, but they move in a slightly different angle from you which instantly alerts you that it’s not your order. So now you have to temper your reactions and pretend that you were not fooled that your order was coming to you. This leads to you carefully measuring your movements and reactions in the event someone in the restaurant was observing you, so as not to impress upon them that you, a stranger, were deceived and instead were merely adjusting your posture while you waited patiently. That’s the level of measured acceptance I have right now.

More seriously though - That’s a game I wanted to try out but never played. On my “next play” list I had Advance Wars on it, so I’ll toss FF Tactics on there to give it a go. I liked Fire Emblem on 3DS, and having not really played SRPGs before I did enjoy FE. Figure FF Tactics might be interesting and fun, so def will give it a go!

This is the man who held a Bible upside down and posed in front of a church for a photo op, shortly after he ordered militarized police to tear gas Black Lives Matter protestors.

MAGA: God has delivered our saviour! He will bring the Bible into our schools.

Trump: does weird ass things, including fellating a microphone

MAGA: Praise be Trump for he is good… real good!

Your top RPG on the Game Boy Advance better be Golden Sun, or else I’ll riot.

Not “fair and square”. Rather that Conservatives purport they managed to win and persevere despite the Left’s “rigging” of the election. Allows them to perpetuate their lies even further and galvanise their deluded, brain-washed base.

30 second unskippable ad before an oligarch accidentally falls out of a window.

“Front? To! Ward, enemy!”

LOL at the most interesting cat portrait on the wall too. This gato is living the life I wish I had

Yep, that’s the face the old man makes when he poops in his diaper. I think he got too excited to see his owners and couldn’t control himself.

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.