It’s the distance one freedom eagle can fly before being returned to captivity.

Same for the lightning conductors on churches. Have some damn faith!

Can’t they put a fish ladder in?

I have the power to look into the future, how difficult can it be?

I enter into a contract with the government to run a train service. I include a clause that grants me a multi million pound bonus if I run a reliable service.

Literally beavers gone wild.

I hope the long arms ( x8) of the law soon crack the case.

*9th century CE. Korean Jesus wasn’t a thing back then.

You didn’t read the documentation correctly. You’ve switched road side.

Ok boomer. No one uses sundials anymore either. /s.

No, I don’t think it was a test drive. I think it was a human-made issue caused by poor change management and insufficient testing made worse by ever increasingly complicated systems, and overworked, underpaid IT departments.

Pretty sure money is just figures in computers these days anyway.

Plus I haven’t used cash in over 20 years, and if it gets to the point where I need to due to the collapse of civilisation then I’ve got bigger problems than the internet not working. And money will probably be irrelevant.

Sure. Just send off a stamped, addressed envelope then wait for your hard copy to arrive in 4-6 weeks.

VHS and floppy disc versions are also available in 2-4 weeks.

/s.

It’s his best work so far.

And also as money laundering fronts.

Would I have to call you Sandy?

I’d like to say it was the usual slightly chaotic start, but it was even worse than that!

I’m sure it will all sort itself out over the next few weeks.

First week in new job after eight months of unemployment. I’m relieved, but knackered!

Sure, you just need to upgrade your subscription.

Coupling.