I hoped since they are misdemeanors it wasn’t that bad, but it’s real bad:

Among the over 5,000 cases in this new backlog, at least 1,700 are domestic violence cases, which are among the most serious cases handled by the City Attorney’s Office. There are also at least 1,210 backlog cases categorized as criminal traffic cases, which include Driving Under the Influence (DUI) cases. Davison’s challengers criticized her alleged mishandling of DUI cases as part of their campaign pitches.

Uh-oh, seems like trouble in paradise:

upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. reset reason: connection termination

Hope you get everything up and running again — keyboard vagabond is awesome.

Here’s an article that discusses llm use on the Linux kernel: https://lwn.net/Articles/1026558/

It’s a little older, but it might help to ground the conversation a bit.

We finally made it through the long winter and NWSL is back this weekend, baby! It kicks off Friday with Portland Thorns vs Washington Spirit and my favorite team, the Seattle Reign have their first game against the Orlando Pride on Sunday afternoon and I could not be more excited to watch some women’s soccer 😊

In the Spring a young goat’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of cats.

• Alfred, Lord Tennyson, probably

During the day the PWHL will be using the hashtag #23HourPlay and are encouraging fans to donate $23 to community partners Grindstone Award Foundation (Canada) and Strong Girls United (US).

🇨🇦: https://grindstoneaward.com/

🇺🇸: https://www.sgunitedfoundation.org/

It’s been tough, but I’m glad they had kind words for my some of my faves, Bilka, Gosling and Tejralova.

LLMs are known for their wordplay and fellatio jokes nowadays?

Nice to see the NHL do something nice:

The donation comes in recognition of International Women’s Day by the NHL and NHLPA. Keller will work alongside the NHL Foundation U.S. and ambassador Haley Skarupa to identify the organizations, which “will have demonstrated impact, sustainability, and alignment with NHL Foundation U.S.’s commitment to growing the girls’ hockey pipeline.”

It’s kinda weird that we know Seattle will have the attendance record up until 4/4 and no longer, but I bet Madison Square Garden’s gonna be rockin.

There’s a capital strike on, and you can’t simply withhold capital or else it is put to use elsewhere so it has to be employed for enshittification.

If you used Google Translate previously for translations, they’ve switched out the backend for Gemini. Most of the existing translation tools have been destroyed and replaced with LLMs already.

I mean, he definitely did it. We all remember the breathless coverage of his 2am ketamine tweets to manipulate the market:

Musk’s May 13 tweet — “Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users” — was “false because the buyout was not, in fact, ‘temporarily on hold,’” the lawsuit says. That’s because Twitter did not agree to put the deal on hold, and there was nothing in the merger agreement the two parties signed that allowed Musk to put it on hold, according to the lawsuit.

I wonder if he has enough clout left with the Trump admin to weasel out of this one, like he did with the Tesla deal.

I definitely feel this to be true:

Paschakis says there is a growing perception from the public that criticism of these organizations, and of the sport as a whole, is often managed through avoidance rather than being addressed.

“The media and the organizations continue with routine public relations messaging until the audience’s attention shifts,” she said. “Formal apologies or corrective statements seem to only occur when sponsors withdraw support or when revenue is impacted.”

This was particularly interesting:

One older adult female burial was particularly unusual. Hers was the only female skeleton the researchers found buried with polished stone tools, and her toes revealed a kneeling activity pattern more like that of the males in the cemetery. According to the researchers, this burial suggests that “females may have assumed roles traditionally associated with males” in the society and that gender roles “were fluid and shaped by multiple intersecting factors.”

With potentially four expansion clubs joining the league next season, it’s hard to imagine her not being drafted.

Nieminen, playing for Luleå HF, finished her 2025-26 SDHL season with 24 goals and 45 points in only 27 games.

Nieminen is expected to enter the 2026 PWHL Draft where she’s projected to be picked in the top two rounds. David is also likely to rejoin the PWHL as a free agent having spent the first two seasons in the league with the Montreal Victoire.

Legend stuff. Let’s hope she’s back in time for the home stand starting 4/18.

“I’m not walking around the best, and I’m missing a few games for the (PWHL’s) Seattle Torrent,” Knight said on “CBS Mornings.”

“To be able to play through injury was definitely a mental sort of gymnastic challenge for myself and also physical, but we’ve got some amazing support staff that did their best to get me out there and perform at my best — as best as I could.”

Spain - Ukraine on International Women’s Day eve is gonna be fun:

The Royal Spanish Football Federation turned its social media channels purple to honor International Women’s Day, and installed a commemorative banner at Madrid’s Ciudad del Fútbol headquarters featuring Spain’s world champions and UEFA Women’s Nations League winners. The “Dream Without Limits” slogan aims to inspire the next generation of footballers.
Spain’s 2027 Women’s World Cup qualification matches will showcase the International Women’s Day activities, with the team set to kick off against Iceland on March 3rd at SkyFi Castalia Stadium in Castellón. Ukraine will then host Spain on March 7th at Mardan Antalyaspor Stadium in Turkey.

I was particularly interested in the discussion of soft-succession by impounding federal taxes, including the two bills currently in committee in the Washington state legislature.

If I got a satire post from the perspective of a Claudia de la Cruz voter I would giggle and kick my feet like a five-year old at Disneyland.